Jeff is God of our Hearts.

Danya was born the year this came out, and we still love Jeff.

Jeff is still our Mr. Right, even after three years.

Behold the wondrous mullet!

Who knew that young Christopher Walken had a magic dick?

Shake your patoots!

We can’t believe we’re still living through this shit.

Ooops, we did it again.

Jeff is really ok.

Smile, baby, let us see your grill.

Party on, Jeff.

A fully enjoyable mess.

Jeff’s flower aura is a venus fly trap.

Will Jeff invite us to his underground lair?!

We don’t wear make up so Jeff can find us attractive.

Watch a rich White dude get a bad case of the Murder Sads.

Fuck Woody Allen (but don’t).

Jeff continues to touch men…emotionally, and we are HERE for it.

“I’m not sorry, all men are pigs!”

Come join us at the cat’s birthday party of the damned!