This is what we expect from Jonah Hill.

Jeff’s flower aura is a venus fly trap.

Will Jeff invite us to his underground lair?!

Everyone who was funny in the 2000s, but is probably canceled now.

JGMC turns 2! These GMO dinosaurs sure like to play tricks.

Darkly comedic is not the genre I want for a Holocaust movie

Watch a rich White dude get a bad case of the Murder Sads.

“Beady eyed little man child.”

“Her calves are like calzones.”

Don’t let the fact that half of cast died horribly keep you from this. But do let the homophobia and transphobia keep you away.

“I have my own me to be” <— the title of Jeff’s new book

“We were at the shooting range, and things got a little out of hand.”

Jeff episodes > non-Jeff episodes

Jeff as Jesus.

2001 is was not a good year for fashion.

Coming-of-old-age stories. If Jeff Goldblum can’t save this relationship, nothing can.

Sad bois go down, but we don’t want to.

If you plan to kill your wife and fail, you’re both a bad person and a failure.

Solid effort, but everyone is unlikeable.

Sexism and capitalism: BFFS.