Patriarchy (not being a recent invention) was also bad in Egypt.

We could watch Jeff do fake therapy all day.

Socialism at its feather-iest.

If this is a cult movie, then I’m not drinking the kool-aid.

Unnecessary, but generally adequate. Like mayonnaise.

Watch the White House go BOOM. It’s very cathartic.

If you plan to kill your wife and fail, you’re both a bad person and a failure.

Solid effort, but everyone is unlikeable.

Who gets snatched? YOU get snatched.

Watch this movie just for the amazing outfits.

The most delightful.

Sexism and capitalism: BFFS.

Just a super fun movie.

It’s electric!

Likely the worst movie ever made.

Everything is better, down where it’s wetter…under the sea.

Redeems itself…..maybe

Truly the worst Jurassic Park.