Jurassic Park 3 (Honorary Goldblum™) (2001)
Bekkah:
I think this is still controversial, but this movie is better than The Lost World, despite no Jeff! A weak plot, but at least it makes sense. Sexism everywhere. Do any of these movies pass the Bechdel Test? I’m here mostly for the dinosaurs.
Danya:
These parents are just the worst. I wish Tea Leoni’s character was smarter. There’s so much manipulation and greed here. Like, in general, just don’t go to the island with the dinosaurs. We already know what will happen.
5 / 10 Honorary Goldblums™
A decidedly odd couple with ulterior motives convince Dr. Grant to go to Isla Sorna for a holiday, but their unexpected landing startles the island's new inhabitants.
Director: Joe Johnston
Writers: Michael Crichton (characters), Peter Buchman
Stars: Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Téa Leoni