This is what we expect from Jonah Hill.

We can imagine our whole future with you, Jeff.

Who knew the most exciting scientific discovery of the 20th century could be so boring?

Only Jeff gets to beat up his son!

“Mmm, power. One of the two things in life better than toast.”

“You say balls too much. Way too in love with balls. Balls. Balls! Balls!”

“Excuse me, geniuses.”

If you do cocaine, make sure you make a lot of money from it.

“We were at the shooting range, and things got a little out of hand.”

Jeff’s a big sexy whooping crane of a man.

Captain Planet! He’s our hero

He takes pollution down to zero!

“The great thing about the outdoors is that it’s just a giant toilet.”

Don’t elect television stars as president. Just don’t fucking do it.

Not the worst cop show.

A hat for every moment.

Jeff’s first movie, and we don’t know what else to say.

Jeff is the rightful winner of the Sacko.

Equal opportunity genital-sneezer.

Make better choices, Jeff.