According to the soundtrack, the 70s was just a long game show. But everybody lost and that’s why we got Reagan.

Don’t let the fact that half of cast died horribly keep you from this. But do let the homophobia and transphobia keep you away.

We want Jeff to be our non-imaginary friend.

Somewhere in the middle of this three hour slog, Jeff does some salt magic and it makes all the difference.

“I have a donkey dick.” - Jeff

You may know this episode from such moments as Selma smoking in a restaurant and the Planet of the Apes musical.

Basically everyone who was ever funny is in this movie.

If you do cocaine, make sure you make a lot of money from it.

what even was that?

My real friends are better.

Smarmy Jackanapes!

What is this art-school fuckery

Comb your damn bangs, Rachel McAdams!

Jeff is one drink away from Steve Buscimi eyes.

Everyone here is just SO MUCH.

“I have my own me to be” <— the title of Jeff’s new book

“We were at the shooting range, and things got a little out of hand.”

“Just and murder should never be used in the same sentence.”

“Sorrow becomes a sweet spaciousness.”

Jeff episodes > non-Jeff episodes