Everyone just wants to be loved.

We’ve watched so many of these, and we still don’t know Jeff’s character’s name.

None of this is how people actually behave.

I want Jeff to look at me the way he looks at this sandwich.

Normcore Jeff does it again.

This is what we expect from Jonah Hill.

We’d never cancel you, Jeff.

It’s disappointing that men are really like this.

We never doubted you, Jeff.

The episode made us feel something, and that something was anger.

Danya was born the year this came out, and we still love Jeff.

Who knew the most exciting scientific discovery of the 20th century could be so boring?

Don’t go in there, they’re talking SCIENCE!

Ooops, we did it again.

Jeff’s flower aura is a venus fly trap.

Everyone who was funny in the 2000s, but is probably canceled now.

JGMC turns 2! These GMO dinosaurs sure like to play tricks.

Darkly comedic is not the genre I want for a Holocaust movie

“That goes right into the ‘who-ya-kidding’ file.”

Fuck Woody Allen (but don’t).