You will lose and we will win.

“That goes right into the ‘who-ya-kidding’ file.”

According to the soundtrack, the 70s was just a long game show. But everybody lost and that’s why we got Reagan.

Jeff episodes > non-Jeff episodes

As many leather jackets as there are episodes.

“The great thing about the outdoors is that it’s just a giant toilet.”

Seven episodes may have been six too many.

Who’s brilliant idea was the gauzy lesbians with rose petals fluttering around them?

Go ask Alice.

Not the worst cop show.

A hat for every moment.

Jeff’s first movie, and we don’t know what else to say.