David Bowie is so great.

Jeff’s first movie, and we don’t know what else to say.

Thank God it’s Jeff Goldblum in a deep V.

Jeff is the rightful winner of the Sacko.

The Who’s Who of cool white dudes, aka mustache parade.

Coming-of-old-age stories. If Jeff Goldblum can’t save this relationship, nothing can.

Equal opportunity genital-sneezer.

I did not know that Vs could go that deep…

Do you need to time travel to get this movie?

“Ghosts aren’t real so stop bothering me.”

Sad bois that are too sad to murder each other.

Make better choices, Jeff.

Everyone in this movie who doesn’t die by monster, dies from overacting.

Sad bois go down, but we don’t want to.

LA on fire? If this movie wasn’t so good it would be really upsetting.

These people don’t even deserve good therapy.

Jeff touches everything and doesn’t even use sanitizer.

Eat my hot one, Jeff Goldblum.

Beware anti-cat propaganda.

Resurrection isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.