Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
Bekkah:
Wut. No, seriously. What did I just watch?? Was this someone’s college thesis project? How did they get this cast to be in their movie and make it so bad? Was this entire movie improvised? By people who don’t know how to improv? Why was Jeff the least weird person in this EXTREMELY WEIRD movie? Look, this was an appropriate Spooky Month movie, but what in the actual fuck?
Danya:
This movie felt like it was a chance for Dow Chemical to launder money that was caught up in Yugoslavia, because it was.
3/10 GoldBOOOs
Two reporters for a tabloid newspaper are sent to Transylvania to find the Frankenstein monster, or get fired. They are laughed at there, but something suspicious is going on. Could there be monsters, vampires, mummies and werewolves?
Director: Rudy De Luca
Writer: Rudy De Luca
Stars: Jeff Goldblum, Joseph Bologna, Ed Begley Jr.
