We hope Jeff is also proud of us.

This is what we expect from Jonah Hill.

Danya was born the year this came out, and we still love Jeff.

Jeff is still our Mr. Right, even after three years.

We can’t believe we’re still living through this shit.

Fuck Woody Allen (but don’t).

Somewhere in the middle of this three hour slog, Jeff does some salt magic and it makes all the difference.

“I have a donkey dick.” - Jeff

If you do cocaine, make sure you make a lot of money from it.

what even was that?

My real friends are better.

“Sorrow becomes a sweet spaciousness.”

We don’t understand a movie where they ban dawgs.

Jeff as Jesus.

Jeff’s first movie, and we don’t know what else to say.

Do you need to time travel to get this movie?

“Ghosts aren’t real so stop bothering me.”