It’s a metaphor, but I don’t know what for.

We’d walk across hot coals with you anytime, Jeffy.

You will lose and we will win.

Another flop into the net for Jeffy Goldblum.

It’s an illusion, Michael!

A charmbomb we feel good about watching.

Shake your patoots!

Peak cuteness.

Follow us, little fishies.

Jeff continues to touch men…emotionally, and we are HERE for it.

We think Jeff’s bop is just right.

“I’m rightly appetized by this whole world.”

Be an art pig, not a capitalism greed pig.

The Who’s Who of cool white dudes, aka mustache parade.

LA on fire? If this movie wasn’t so good it would be really upsetting.

Jeff touches everything and doesn’t even use sanitizer.

The most delightful.

Everything is better, down where it’s wetter…under the sea.