We never doubted you, Jeff.

We would totally give Jeff our phone numbers, even in line at the ATM.

Danya was born the year this came out, and we still love Jeff.

Jeff is still our Mr. Right, even after three years.

Who knew the most exciting scientific discovery of the 20th century could be so boring?

Don’t go in there, they’re talking SCIENCE!

Ooops, we did it again.

Be an art pig, not a capitalism greed pig.

“The great thing about the outdoors is that it’s just a giant toilet.”

A hat for every moment.

David Bowie is so great.

Equal opportunity genital-sneezer.

I did not know that Vs could go that deep…

Do you need to time travel to get this movie?

“Ghosts aren’t real so stop bothering me.”

Sad bois that are too sad to murder each other.

Make better choices, Jeff.

Everyone in this movie who doesn’t die by monster, dies from overacting.

These people don’t even deserve good therapy.

Jeff touches everything and doesn’t even use sanitizer.