We don’t want to be on Portlandia’s chore wheel.

Despite popular belief, neither of us have ever been to Portland.

“Come down and eat chicken with me, beautiful.”

Come join us at the cat’s birthday party of the damned!

Don’t let the fact that half of cast died horribly keep you from this. But do let the homophobia and transphobia keep you away.

We want Jeff to be our non-imaginary friend.

Somewhere in the middle of this three hour slog, Jeff does some salt magic and it makes all the difference.

what even was that?

What is this art-school fuckery

Comb your damn bangs, Rachel McAdams!

“We were at the shooting range, and things got a little out of hand.”

Tim and Eric’s White Dude Cringe Fest of a Movie.

Captain Planet! He’s our hero

At least it wasn’t ALL about poker.

We don’t understand a movie where they ban dawgs.

Don’t elect television stars as president. Just don’t fucking do it.

Only Lenny Kravitz is cool enough to wear sunglasses inside.