We watch Jeff Goldblum movies so you don’t have to.

Jeff is God of our Hearts.

We’ve watched so many of these, and we still don’t know Jeff’s character’s name.

None of this is how people actually behave.

I want Jeff to look at me the way he looks at this sandwich.

Normcore Jeff does it again.

oh no, boring!

We hope Jeff is also proud of us.

Bekkah doesn’t hate this episode as much as usual.

Too much cop shit, move along.

It’s a metaphor, but I don’t know what for.