We watch Jeff Goldblum movies so you don’t have to.

Everyone just wants to be loved.

Kaos reigns and then leaves us devastated.

Do you believe in prophesies?

What’s your prophecy?

Zeus and Hera are NOT #polygoals

Jeff is God of our Hearts.

We’ve watched so many of these, and we still don’t know Jeff’s character’s name.

None of this is how people actually behave.

I want Jeff to look at me the way he looks at this sandwich.

Normcore Jeff does it again.