“Hot Ones” (2018)
Bekkah:
Oh my god please everyone just please let Jeff come to your interview shows and be himself because he is a 12/10 Goldblums on charm and a 15/10 Goldblums on humor. I would listen to him scat and sing and make weird innuendos while eating hot vegan wings for another 30, 60, 90 minutes! I enjoyed this so much that I broke one of my two champagne flutes. But I also drank a whole bottle of bubbly mostly before we watched this, so maybe that is related? Anyway, thank you Zaddy Goldblum for this 32 minutes of pure delight. I could write a whole nother paragraph about his still life with fruit shirt, but anyway. THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR.
Danya:
Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Your shirt is a renaissance still life and your smile a bottle of Devil’s Hot sauce at 2000000 scovilles. Jeff is channeling toddlers, imps, and drunk uncles in a delightful way. I learned so much about Jeff! He’s vegan! And thinks his wife’s body is utterly perfect, which is nice, but was kinda creepy in it’s delivery. Secretly, I suspect that Jeff is actually a bad actor, but is beloved because he is always playing himself. +10 for glasses. Would def eat hot wings with him any time.