Bekkah:

If we’d (they’d) listened to Dr. Malcolm/Jeff Goldblum at literally like any point during this movie series, this shit-storm wouldn’t have happened. He’s only in this movie for a few minutes (sniff!) but what this movie lacks in Goldblum it makes up for in… literally nothing. I mean, look, I will still watch anything with dinosaurs and they are better on the big screen, but what the actual eff happened here?

BUT I am definitely here for silver daddy’s beard in this one.

Danya:

Didn’t I just see this movie? Like at least three times? Part of me wants to say that it’s absurd that dinosaurs wouldn’t be enough and they would have to keep on genetically enhancing them so the American public would be interested….but I live in 2020, so I trust that Americans care less about safety than they do about almost anything else. Sigh. Wash your hands.

3 / 10 Goldblums

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom on IMDB

When the island's dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event.

Director: J.A. Bayona

Writers: Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow

Stars: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rafe Spall