Bekkah:

No Jeff, but I welcome the expansion of the Jurassic World! Decent plot, everyone makes bad decisions all of the time (would it be a Jurassic movie if not?), great dinosaurs, and let’s just be proud of Bryce’s running in heels skills, OK? No need to hate on that.

Also, let’s talk about how people continue to make bad and unsafe decisions in the name of entertaining themselves. coughcoronaviruscough

Danya:

DON’T THEY KNOW BY NOW!? Dinosaurs are just bad ideas. But apparently they aren’t bad ENOUGH and they need to up the monstrous factors. Extra points for a boss lady with some type of power. The older kid is a complete jerk, though. Did he deserve to die? Probably not technically… Still, it’s rollicking good fun.

6 / 10 Honorary Goldblums™

Jurassic World on IMDB

A new theme park, built on the original site of Jurassic Park, creates a genetically modified hybrid dinosaur, the Indominus Rex, which escapes containment and goes on a killing spree.

Director: Colin Trevorrow

Writers: Rick Jaffa (screenplay by), Amanda Silver (screenplay by)

Stars: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ty Simpkins